This is the GOLD nugget I found at the end of the 283 mile rainbow. SNAG!!!
So I'm at the bank and this is the first deposit after months out of the country and two expensive comps. I ask the girl at the counter for my balance after I deposit the check. She looks me in the eyes: before or after this deposit, sir? So she's cute and has a sense of humor, sweet! I went for the after version, it sounds cooler. $500.34